ID Please

Today the postman brings a very important document from Scotland. It's my birth certificate, version 3.0. I have lost the two previous copies and had to pay my parents for replacements. I have only seen this document a couple of times in my entire life. The reason I need this document now is that it …

Time Is Money

Here's a short tableau for you that illustrates the difficulties of living in a foreign country and learning a foreign language. I have the flu and have been off work for three days. I am bored rigid sitting around my flat or lying in bed. I bought the complete ten hour DVD boxed set of …

All Quiet On The Western Front

Here's a question for you. What's wounded, has one Tusk and has come out of its corner fighting? The European Union. I'm being silly of course, but Saturday is a day of fun. So rather than talking about the UK locking horns/antlers/tusks with the EU I'm going to talk you through a real showdown: the …